Friday 28 April 2017

Akpors and the Doctor:

Akpors and the Doctor:
A doctor wrote on his new clinic: Any treatment is
N10,000, if we cannot treat you, we will pay you
N20,000.
Wanting to collect N20,000, Akpors came to the
doctor and said: “I can’t feel any taste”.
The doc asked a nurse to give him a few drops of
medicine “from box 22”.

Wednesday 26 April 2017

Man comes home to find his girlfriend sleeping in bed with another man, takes selfies with them and posts online (photos)

Duston Holloway, 23, from Texas arrived home one evening to find his beloved girlfriend, lying drunk in bed with another man. He couldn't believe his eyes, the heartbreak was unimaginable but instead of reacting by shouting or fighting like other men might do, he rather carried out sweet revenge, by taking selfies with the sleeping pair and posted it online.
He posted the pictures on his Facebook with the caption: “When you come home to another man in your bed with the one you loved! Good men deserve good women.”
The photos elicited good reactions from his followers especially women who praised him for his actions, and told him that he'll get the right woman who will love him and value him dearly.
Duston also revealed on Facebook that he wanted to “kick” the stranger’s “a**” but decided to act as a boss.
 “But I calmly just took selfies and walked like a boss lol. I did tap her to wake her up but she was drunk as a skunk passed out.
“I was gonna ask if I was gonna have to sleep in the spare bedroom and what kinda breakfast the dude liked lmao.”

"A King like no other. The Custodian of culture, the keeper of Yorubas across the world" Olori Wuraola showers praises on her husband, Ooni of Ife


Olori Wuraola Ogunwusi took to her Instagram page to shower praises on her husband, Ooni of Ife, Oba Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi. She shared the above photo and wrote;
"My husband, my soulmate, my mentor, my king, the people's King; A King like no other. The Custodian of culture, the keeper of Yorubas across the world, and the voice and symbol of peace. When you recognize what and who you are, your vision becomes bigger than the daily struggles of the mundane.

IPOB leader, Nnamdi Kanu denies rejecting his bail condition, says he will meet them within 48 hours


Leader of the Indeginous People of Biafra IPOB, Nnamdi Kanu, has denied reports that he has rejected his bail condition. A Federal High Court in Abuja yesterday granted Kanu bail. As part of his bail conditions, Kanu is expected to provide three sureties with N100 million each.

China convicts US woman Sandy Phan-Gillis for spying

Ms Phan-Gillis at the North American Representative Office of Shenzhen, in China

A Chinese court has convicted American businesswoman Sandy Phan-Gillis for spying and ordered her deportation.
Phan-Gillis was sentenced to three and a half years in prison by a court in Nanning, but it is unclear if she will have to serve the time.
She was arrested in March 2015 while travelling with a business delegation from Texas through mainland China.

Boxing: Well-Trained Joshua Says Ready To Shine Against Klitschko

 Joshua

Anthony Joshua has said his 13 weeks of preparation has pushed him to a whole new level ahead of his world heavyweight title fight with Wladimir Klitschko at Wembley on Saturday.
The 27-year-old Joshua, who is unbeaten in 18 bouts since turning professional in 2013, said he was not concerned about the punishment he could take in the ring because of his high-intensity training programme. 
“I’ve been pushed to places I’ve never been pushed before,’’ Joshua told the BBC. “I think I take more punishment in the gym than I do in fights.

Saraki Urges Nigerians To Embrace Preventive Healthcare Strategies

Healthcare

Senate President, Dr. Abubakar Bukola Saraki, has called on communities to embrace preventive healthcare strategies like immunization, in order to prevent the outbreak of preventable diseases.
Saraki gave the charge while speaking to reporters at the National Assembly Clinic, where he led the Senate leadership to administer Oral Polio Vaccine (OPV) and Pneumococcal Conjugate Vaccine (PCV) on babies as part of activities to mark this year’s World Immunization Day, in Abuja.

Young girl allegedly brutalized by her boss for eating food with meat (photos/video)


According to Facebook user, Serrano Omobolaji Ayinde who shared the story, the young girl was beaten up by her boss because she ate her food with meat. He shared photos and video of the girl and wrote;
"Pls Nigerians this girl was beaten because the girl eat food with meat without stealing it by the boss in our street in ikorodu pls we need the human right people to come to her rescue because

Graphic: Father beheads 6-year-old son, chopped off his legs for money ritual

Police on Tuesday, April 25, nabbed a 31-year-old farmer identified as Abdul Salam for killing his 6-year- old son and cutting off his head and legs at Adidaase near Amanso Amenfi in Wassa Amenfi of western region, Ghana.

Speaking to Energy fm of Prestea,one eyewitness explain that the boy got missing since yesterday which made the the unity committee of the area conducted a search.

New reports claim Cristiano Ronaldo 'went mad' at his teammates in the dressing room after Messi's late goal in Barcelona's El Classico win


Did you know that Real Madrid superstar, Cristiano Ronaldo, nearly 'brought the roof down' on his teammates in the dressing room after Lionel Messi scored a late goal in Barcelona's win in the El Classico clash with Real Madrid? At least that's what top Spanish newspaper, Marca is claiming, in a new report.

Tuesday 25 April 2017

How many LIKES for this cute couple?

Akpos’ wife wanted to know how her husband
would react if she left without telling him where
she had gone.
She decided to write him a letter saying she was
tired of him and didn’t want to live with him
anymore. After writing the letter, she put it on the
table in the bedroom and then climbed under the
bed to hide until her husband got home.
When Akpos eventually came back home, he saw
the letter on the table and read it. After a few
moments of silence, he picked up the pen and
added something to the letter.
Then he started to get changed, while listening to
happy tunes and singing and dancing.
Akpos grabbed his phone and dialed a number.
His wife listened from under the bed as he started
chatting to someone.
“Hey babe, I’m just changing clothes then will join
you,” he said. “As for the other fool, it finally
dawned on her that I was fooling around on her
and left. I was really wrong to have married her; I
wish you and me had met earlier. See you soon,
honey!”
Then he hung up and walked out of the room. In
tears and very upset, Akpos’s wife climbed out
from under the bed and stumbled over to read
what her seemingly unfaithful husband had written
on the end of her letter. Through teary eyes, she
read: “I could see your feet you idiot, I am going
out to buy bread.”
How many LIKES for this cute couple?

can't stop laughing. ...Akpos again

Bill Gates organized an
enormous session to recruit a
new chairman for Microsoft
Europe. Five thousand
candidates assembled in a large
room. One candidate is Uchenna,
a Nigerian guy. Bill Gates
thanked all the candidates for
coming and asked those who do
not know Java program to leave.
Uchenna says to himself, “I do
not know Java but I have
nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll give it
a try...

HOW TO USE AGRICULTURAL GRAMMAR TO CATCH BABES.

 I have noticed recently that babes do fall for guys who can
speak gramaticousos grammar.(some babes here Don already
fall for this small grammar we I just speak now.lol) Yesterday,I
met this young beautiful girl who claimed to be the most
beautiful girl on earth and the following conversations ensued
between us Me: hi classical queen Babe: (for her mind this is

Monday 24 April 2017

Second doctor and wife arrested in genital mutilation case in the US

US Federal agents arrested a second doctor and his wife
Friday for their roles in female genital mutilation. Dr.
Fakhruddin Attar is accused of letting Dr. Jumana Nagarwala
perform mutilations at his Burhani Medical Clinic on
Farmington Road. His wife, office manager Farida Attar, also

Sunday 23 April 2017

N6 billion found by EFCC in the account of a former commissioner belongs to Niger state government – Gov. Bello says

Niger state governor, Abubakar Bello, says the N6 bn found in
various accounts operated by a former Commissioner of
Local Government in the state and ex PDP governorship
candidate of the state, Kantigi Liman, belongs to the state
government.