Akpors and the Doctor:

Akpors and the Doctor:
A doctor wrote on his new clinic: Any treatment is
N10,000, if we cannot treat you, we will pay you
N20,000.
Wanting to collect N20,000, Akpors came to the
doctor and said: “I can’t feel any taste”.
The doc asked a nurse to give him a few drops of
medicine “from box 22”.

Upon taking the drops, Akpors shouted: “Oh stop!
It’s urine!”
The doctor said: “Congratulations, your sense of
taste is back now!”
Akpors was very angry that he lost N10,000.
He came back two weeks later with a new idea
how to get N20,000.
“I lost my memory,” the guy said to the doctor.
“Nurse! Please give this man some drops of
medicine ‘from box 22’,” the doctor ordered.
Akpors shouted: “Wait doctor! But that medicine is
for sense of taste”.
“Congratulations, your memory is back,” the doctor
replied.