Showing posts with label Comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Comedy. Show all posts

Tuesday, 2 May 2017

AKPOS AND DEATH

AKPOS AND DEATH
One fateful day, Mr. Death came
to Akpos
DEATH: Akpos, today is your day
AKPOS: But I am not ready!
DEATH: Well your name is the
next on my list.
AKPOS: Okay why don't you take
a seat and I will get you
something to eat before we go?
DEATH: All right.

Sunday, 30 April 2017

Akpos and teacher in battle. Read and enjoy.

Akpos and teacher in battle.
Read and enjoy.
Teacher: the brother to your
father's brother is whom to
you?
Akpos: my assistant father.
Teacher: you are dumb, he is the
same thing as your uncle.
Akpos: ma can I ask a question?
Teacher: you are free to ask?
Akpos: if a cock lays an egg, and
the egg fell on the ground
immediately, will the egg crack?
Teacher: it will not crack
because the egg is still hot.
Akpos: you are dumb.
Teacher: what! How do you
mean?

job interview

A young man went to seek an
important position at a large
printing company. He passed the
initial interview and was going
to meet the director for the final
interview. The director saw his
resume, it was excellent. And
asked,'
"Have you received a scholarship
for school?" The boy replied,
"No".

Friday, 28 April 2017

Akpors and the Doctor:

Akpors and the Doctor:
A doctor wrote on his new clinic: Any treatment is
N10,000, if we cannot treat you, we will pay you
N20,000.
Wanting to collect N20,000, Akpors came to the
doctor and said: “I can’t feel any taste”.
The doc asked a nurse to give him a few drops of
medicine “from box 22”.

Tuesday, 25 April 2017

How many LIKES for this cute couple?

Akpos’ wife wanted to know how her husband
would react if she left without telling him where
she had gone.
She decided to write him a letter saying she was
tired of him and didn’t want to live with him
anymore. After writing the letter, she put it on the
table in the bedroom and then climbed under the
bed to hide until her husband got home.
When Akpos eventually came back home, he saw
the letter on the table and read it. After a few
moments of silence, he picked up the pen and
added something to the letter.
Then he started to get changed, while listening to
happy tunes and singing and dancing.
Akpos grabbed his phone and dialed a number.
His wife listened from under the bed as he started
chatting to someone.
“Hey babe, I’m just changing clothes then will join
you,” he said. “As for the other fool, it finally
dawned on her that I was fooling around on her
and left. I was really wrong to have married her; I
wish you and me had met earlier. See you soon,
honey!”
Then he hung up and walked out of the room. In
tears and very upset, Akpos’s wife climbed out
from under the bed and stumbled over to read
what her seemingly unfaithful husband had written
on the end of her letter. Through teary eyes, she
read: “I could see your feet you idiot, I am going
out to buy bread.”
How many LIKES for this cute couple?

can't stop laughing. ...Akpos again

Bill Gates organized an
enormous session to recruit a
new chairman for Microsoft
Europe. Five thousand
candidates assembled in a large
room. One candidate is Uchenna,
a Nigerian guy. Bill Gates
thanked all the candidates for
coming and asked those who do
not know Java program to leave.
Uchenna says to himself, “I do
not know Java but I have
nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll give it
a try...

HOW TO USE AGRICULTURAL GRAMMAR TO CATCH BABES.

 I have noticed recently that babes do fall for guys who can
speak gramaticousos grammar.(some babes here Don already
fall for this small grammar we I just speak now.lol) Yesterday,I
met this young beautiful girl who claimed to be the most
beautiful girl on earth and the following conversations ensued
between us Me: hi classical queen Babe: (for her mind this is