AKPOS AND DEATH
One fateful day, Mr. Death came
to Akpos
DEATH: Akpos, today is your day
AKPOS: But I am not ready!
DEATH: Well your name is the
next on my list.
AKPOS: Okay why don't you take
a seat and I will get you
something to eat before we go?
DEATH: All right.
Akpos gave death some food
with sleeping pills in it, death
finished eating and fell into a
deep sleep. Akpos took the list
and removed his name from top
of the list and put it at the
bottom of the list.
When death woke up he smiled
and said to Akpos, "Because you
have been very nice to me, I will
start from the BOTTOM of the
list"
Gbam
AKPOS FAINTED
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